Author Topic: Dirty Riddles - Let's see how smart ass you are :D  (Read 480 times)

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Dirty Riddles - Let's see how smart ass you are :D
« on: November 30, 2022, 10:37:23 PM »
Ladies and Gents, feeling tired? Why not take some good dirty riddles while relaxing/tickling your minds! :D

I'll be updating this thread from time to time. Let us all enjoy and see who among us can answer it correctly! :P :P :P


1. What happens when a lady gets something she really enjoys?

2. Why is sex like a good steak?

3. People love being inside me, and my shaft goes up and down everyday. What am I?

4. I’m usually all white, great at filling any hole and I never let you swallow. What am I?

5. When I’m wet, I’m soft and gentle but when I’m dry, I’m hard and rough. What am I?

6. I’m long, usually smooth and have the word ‘cum’ in me. What am I?

7. What is something that people keep in their trousers that their partners love to blow?

8. Some people like to keep me trimmed, others keep me long. Everywhere seems to get covered in it. What am I?

9. What’s the maximum speed limit during sex?

10. I fit perfectly between b0obs, get longer when you pull on me and slide neatly into small holes. What am I?